Yes, this is Mr. Jeffers. I'd like to raise my debt limit to $10,000.
Oh no ma'am, I am in no way increasing my debt or my liability and I'm surely not going to be a spendthrift.
No ma'am, this will allow me to pay the bills that I've racked up. I'm just preserving the full faith and credit of David Jeffers.
Excuse me?! I beg to differ ma'am, I'm not crazy. I just following the Obamanomics model.
Hello? Hello? She hung up on me.
I guess she needs to watch the video at the link below: